Maid of Might

Hey, this is Kara, leave a message.

Ummm, for all of Anthony Rutherford's friends... he's left the City. When he didn't show up I looked and found his bike all smashed up but he wasn't around, so I checked the Hall and he's gone.

Also, is there anyone who could repair a motorcycle? For when he comes back?

[The sound of techno music is pulsing in the background.]

Look, creepy guy, I realize there's not always a lot of personal space in a a club but your are creepy close and-

[The sound of what seems like someone trying to bite a rock, the cracking of teeth, and then a painful moan.]

What the hell?! I like a little nibble as much as the next girl you freak, but not when it's some random dude and he just chomps down and-

Okay, seriously, you should have learned your lesson the first time, no biting. What the hell kind of curse is this?

Okay, so... the outfit and the hat today are kinda weird but cute too. Rabbit ears and a kind of... I don't know, older style dress? Like I said, cute though.

And seriously, I need to wander around and get some tea, I'm feeling restless.

[ooc: Kara has on rabbit ears and is dressed like Alice today.]

Just so everyone knows, there are monsters on the mountain, especially around the upper parts.

I totally planted a flag on the highest peak though. If you go up there, make sure to take one of your own and plant it too.

Well that was a weird weekend. Some days I really miss just the regular weirdness that was Gotham or Metropolis or New York. Not Keystone City, though, that place is kind of just boring.

Anthony, you okay? Can I visit you now?

Mr. Northman, is there anything I can do at work while I wait for packages that might need to be signed at Fangtasia? Not that I don't appreciate the relative ease of my job, but I could actually be doing stuff while I wait for any packages to arrive.

Impromptu gifts!

So, I've been making a ton of little knitted and baked stuff for a while now in anticipation for today! Any of my friends who want one, just let me know where and when and I'll drop it off!

[ooc: She will show up and kill you, or at least try, if you are a friend and tell her when/where to meet up. Friends = people she's been friendly to while talking. Thelma, Emille, and Karolina she's especially gunning for. Because she loves you guys.]

Assuming there are no curses that day, who is up for a picnic/barbecue on the beach on Friday?

[Left for one Anthony Rutherford at the library.]

So, everyone's survived the freaky plant attacks, right? There was a dandelion growing the the crack of the sidewalk just in front of my apartment door and it had a seriously foul mouth. I accidentally poofed it though and it gave out this orgasmic sigh. Which, I guess makes weird sense since it just spread it's seed around. And gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'blow job'. Ewww, Kara, way to gross yourself out.

So, this is totally one of those posts. The kind where I ask for a job. I'm just looking for something part time. I currently work as a barista and I'm looking for something else.


Resume:

Prior Job Experience

• Elected Leader of the Legion of Superheroes
  
• Member of the Justice League
  
• Barista
  
• Assistant Party Manager to Blair Waldorf
  

Skills

• Punctual (unless I'm off saving the world/City/etc)
  
• Teachable
  
• Personable
  
• Capable of various superhuman abilities
  
• Able to work well for those demanding a high level of excellence (Batman, Blair Waldorf, Nightwing...)
  
• Gets a discount on coffee from other job, able to bring in drinks for people at start of shift
  

No, no, NO! This is just-

This is a really, really bad time to end up here. I need to tell Lois and I need to talk this out with Lana. I didn't mean to do it, I was just trying to get the suit off.

I cannot have this hanging over my head for a year. Seriously, I can't.

[A sigh.]

So how is everyone?

[ooc: Finally back from her canon update after just killing someone.]

So, I have been like, a total network hermit lately or something. I thought I would take up some hobbies to try and not be so bored/enrich myself/whatever. I tried sculpting but it turns out that being able to chisel stone with your nails totally does not make you better at sculpting. It just means you get crap under your nails.

I thought maybe gardening would be easier, because you just bury seeds in dirt and water them, right? Apparently there is something more to it because nothing totally grew out of the dirt.

I tried cooking, like, fancy type cooking and not just grilling pre-marinated chicken at the store but that was kind of a disaster too.

But, I love ballet and Rue is a hard but awesome teacher. I don't know if I'm that good at it, but I really enjoy it. Even if it's hard to resist the urge to just fly to do some of the stuff and being invulnerable means my toes don't hurt like everyone else's, it's still awesome.

Anyone else do anything interesting for fun in the City?

Why are most of the guys here so clean shaven? Come on, facial hair and scruff is totally hot. It's a sign of manliness and virility, which means stamina.

[ooc: Cursed with a facial hair/scruff fetish.]

( Private to Rue )

I don't know if it's the time of the year or what, but I am totally going crazy for something to do here. I know we're all trapped here in the City and stuff and can't leave but seriously, I should not be this bored. I feel all sorts of lame that I can't think of anything new or interesting to do.

I really want to visit another planet.

Andy, I think you totally owe me a shopping trip. When are you free? Trust me, you'll like it.

Stop shooting me! It doesn't hurt but it does put holes in clothes, people. My cape is not a red flag, mmmmkay? I will break the weapon of the next person that attacks me.

[ooc: Her costume is blue and she had a big, red cape. Feel free to assume she looks like a blue player with a red flag. Action for anyone who's interested.]

Alright, so I know Blair has left the City but that's totally not going to stop the party we have planned for the Midsummer's Night party, which includes the play. If you have any questions about it, please let me know, I've got all of Blair's plans for the party and was doing half of it anyways. I mean, I know it's still a long ways off but in case she doesn't come back, we're still covered. We can only hope she stays away.

So, who's up for an unplanned party, huh? Beach barbecue, anyone?

Some days I'm not sure that this place is real.

Okay, weird thing to be compelled to admit. Last time this came around I wasn't affected, I guess I wasn't so lucky this time.

[ooc: Cursed, feel free to ask her anything you want.]

Why is he allowed to do things like this? Isn't anyone going to stop him?

If no one is going to do anything about it, I am.

[ooc: She is for serious about going after the Major.]

[The communicator clicks on and shows Supergirl with her knees hugged to her chest and rocking back and forth. She's in the forest and covered in smudges of dirt. It's obvious she doesn't know the communicator isn't on.]

Nononono... won't hurt them, won't hurt Kal. Just want them to go away. So scared, so scared I'll hurt them... Rachel stop, make it stop Rachel...

[ooc: Kara got mentally messed up by Rachel over the weekend and has been hiding out in woods since then. Approach at your own risk.]

Hey, lots of new people! That's totally sweet. Hello, new people! I remember this from last time.

[ooc: 4th wall away with anything you want, she'll forget anything I don't want her to know tomorrow.]

Hope you learned your lesson, bitch. You can have your arm back when you dig yourself out.

I think I needed that.

[ooc: Link is IC. Supergirl and Diva fought. Supergirl cut off one of Diva's arms with heat vision and then buried her deep in the ground, forcing Diva to dig herself out. This post is several hours after Diva's post.]